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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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