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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6686
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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