Crafty Sim Server – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s worth more than your whole Xbox edition? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all vehicle simulation games! We’ve got racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and even sims for things you didn’t even know existed!

Join us for a wild ride through Falcon BMS, DCS World, Rise of Flight, IL-2, Combat Helo, Microsoft Flight Simulator, X-Plane, Euro truck sim, Assetto Corsa, rFactor 2, Live for Speed, SAM Simulator, and so much more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual theme park for all your simulation needs.

But beware, we have a strict no-welcome policy for games like Arm, Ac Cmbat, Wr Thnder, and anything with “Sm” in the title. We only welcome the coolest, most outrageous simulation games around.

So come join us on this crazy journey through the world of simulation gaming. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	251	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BathroomBashersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockBreakerz

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Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3737	Magic Items Found:	4890

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	3073	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	196	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

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Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

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so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

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come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!