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FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crops Grown:	1005
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3152	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7713	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crops Grown:	6487
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	150
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3821

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	184
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	5413
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Star Shards Collected:	148	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2869	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1863	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.