Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the magical world of Skyrim like never before!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, guaranteed to add a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for Weekend Lore General shenanigans or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your gear, sharpen your swords, and get ready to embark on the ultimate Minecraft Skyrim experience on our server! Just be sure to watch out for dragons…they tend to cause a bit of chaos around here.

Nova

200 GB, Anarchy, Ban, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, Gaming, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, java, multiplayer, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP, regular player base, Server, server reset, Spawn Projects, unmoderated

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7197
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Overview	Nova Anarchy is a Minecraft server run by a small team of friends. They have completed various projects and have a growing player base. The server allows hacking, griefing, PvP, and base building with no resets. Chat is not moderated and there is a Discord server for community interaction.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Are there any rules against PvP?	No, PvP is allowed on the server.
Is the server ever reset?	No, there are no resets on the server.
Is chat moderated on the server?	No, chat is not moderated and players can say whatever they want.
How can I join the server’s Discord server?	You can join the Discord server at http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy
What is the Java IP for the server?	You can connect to the server at Nova-anarchy.net

Booty Crafters 1.20

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna see some thicc pixel booty while building epic structures, then you gotta join this server!

We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!

Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!

The Original God of War Trilogy in Modern Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Audacity, cinematic nature, culture, Epic battles, Gaming Community, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, GOD, husk, iconic characters, Lost, mindless hack and slash, Minecraft, MODERN, modern age, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, original, original god of war trilogy, QTE moments, smp, trilogy, violence, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the original god of war trilogy on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, intense violence, and cinematic QTE moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We may have made fun of mindless hack and slash games in the past, but we’re bringing it back in all its audacious glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting epic bosses, exploring dangerous dungeons, and unleashing your inner warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the thrill of gaming like never before!

SisIsAYP Minecraft Server

child behavior, communication breakdown, emotional expression, emotional regulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, gentle parenting, holiday chaos, holiday stress, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, SisIsAYP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and outrageous behavior!

Forget about gentle parenting, on our server, we encourage players to express their big emotions by throwing themselves on the floor and screaming like there’s no tomorrow. Need a safe space to cry and eat your food off the floor? We’ve got you covered!

Join us for a Thanksgiving event like no other, where players can film each other having meltdowns and share it with their friends for a good laugh. And if things get too intense, feel free to ask for impatient care – we’ve got therapists on standby!

But be warned, Christmas celebrations are canceled on our server due to excessive drama. If you’re looking for a family-friendly environment, this is definitely not the place for you. So come on in and let your emotions run wild – just make sure to have your camera ready for all the action!

ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Votes:	4636	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Farms Harvested:	832	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	New Chunks Explored:	715078

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	125	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9900	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	113
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8251
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Void Armor Forged:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1757
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Farms Harvested:	929	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!