Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

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Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

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haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WRLD

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A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RetroRealms

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Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

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Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crops Grown:	2853

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyScamFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

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HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

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PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Villages Defended:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.