Crafty RPG Haters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Emeralds Found:	3900

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3993	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	189	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7247	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Towns Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6