Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

authentic, blocks, Communication, Crafty, Expressions, INEQUALITY, Items, Language, lexicon, linguistics, linguists, phrases, Poor, rare, Rich, Riches, semantics, simpler, society, vocabulary, wealth, Words

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StepdaughterGoneWildMC

adult children, behavioral problems, consequences of actions, dealing with drug use, dealing with lies, difficult decisions, family dynamics, living with mental illness, mental illness, parental challenges, parenting struggles, protecting siblings, seeking help for children, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, StepdaughterGoneWildMC, stepfamily issues, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepdaughter’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and drama that will make you question your sanity.

We promise a stable environment (unlike dealing with her tantrums), where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No stealing or lying allowed, unless it’s in the game of course!

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we won’t kick you out for misbehaving (unless you start smoking drugs in our virtual world, then all bets are off).

So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

arrogance, bad vibes, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, DislikeSMP, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, first impressions, insensitivity, instant dislike, InstantlyUnliked, judgmental behavior, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative traits, poor communication skills, rude attitude, Selfishness, unfriendly behavior, untrustworthy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Blessed, chance encounter, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate circumstances, fortunate event, fortunate turn of events, Luckiest, lucky break, lucky coincidence, lucky moment, lucky streak., luckycraft, Minecraft, serendipity, stroke of luck, Ultimate

Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	412	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

AmmoDepotDisruptor, ammunition depots, arms stockpiles, conflict escalation, defense capabilities, defense industry, defense strategy, domestic weapons, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, logistics disruption, military conflict, military defense, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, security threats, Server, Ukraine, WARFARE

So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HaitiHavocCraft

caribbean, community tragedy, crime, criminal activity, criminal investigation, death toll, Gang attack, gang members, gang violence, Haiti, HaitiHavocCraft, Homicide, INFANTS, killings, law enforcement, murder, Senseless Violence, Tragedy, tragedy in Haiti, Victims, violence

LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3375

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Paper Quit Science Craft

Academia, ACADEMIC, Attrition, authoring, career, Countries, Craft, data analysis, dropout, Global, Paper, publication, QUIT, research, retention, Science, scientists, statistics, study, trends, turnover, Workforce

yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

alliances, Base Defense, Brutal, competitive environment, dragons, Dungeon, faction mechanics, faction warfare, Factions, factions server, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, heavily modded, INTENSE, modded elements, Rlcraft, RLFactions, Strategizing, survival challenges, survival experience, Tested, Thrilling, tough survival challenge, vibrant, War

RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

Angry, asheville, Asheville period, biblical, city, Condemnation, divine anger, divine punishment, divine retribution, GOD, judgment, Minecraft, punishment, Religious, repentance, Retribution, Sin, smp, SPIRITUAL, Wrath, wrath of God, wrathful deity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Items Found:	1419	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

Creative, Join, lives, mature player community epic servers custom items quests shops money builders plot boss fights armor weapons terrain enchants cool people skinwalkers Java Bedrock version links, Network, Other, SKY, steal, Surviving, Today, torrent

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	197786
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!