Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory | New Minecraft Servers 2024

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Towns Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Spears Created:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	183
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	262	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Items Found:	4520	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Emeralds Found:	4755
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	632444	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3