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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Towns Built:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magic Items Found:	2169	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ores Mined:	8813
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Votes:	5819

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchantments Applied:	160	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	231
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	830	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Votes:	126
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	543	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

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