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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	86	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	7520	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9441	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	2860
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Farms Harvested:	607	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1912	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	894
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

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