Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4825

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Potions Brewed:	190
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Crops Grown:	8065
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4464	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Items Found:	4822	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	138	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2