Crafty Pixels: ‘N64 Games Edition’ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	142
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	126
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	84

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8305	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	109	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

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IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6748
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

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GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7505
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	101
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	6102
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	620	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

alliances, bragging, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, press conference, putin, PutinZelenskyBromance, relationship, russia, Server, Statements, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, White House, world leaders, Zelensky

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1159	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Farms Harvested:	931	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10