Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Alien Abductions: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Farms Harvested: 215
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 134 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Crops Grown: 8173
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9894 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Alien Abductions: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 517
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Magic Items Found: 4395
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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