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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ores Mined:	9997	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Animals Bred:	157

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7207
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

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Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	961778	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4794	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4544	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4