Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 57 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Crops Grown: 3316 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Zombie Dances: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 142 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 175 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 New Chunks Explored: 909883
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1783

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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