Crafty Patriots: Where Minecraft meets futuristic warfare in the USA!

Advanced technology, Crafty, Defense, futuristic, global power, innovation, meets, Military, military advancement, military capabilities, military dominance, military innovation, military power, military strategy, military strength, military superiority, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, patriots, strategic planning, Superiority, Usa, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4983
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where the USA is militarily 1000 years ahead of everyone else – that’s right, we’ve got laser guns, flying tanks, and even a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Minecraft Master,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a chest full of TNT instead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs – they’re not as cute as they look.

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Emeralds Found:	3201
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	133
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4191	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	72	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6992	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Votes:	4765
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Villages Defended:	17

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8478
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Potions Brewed:	131	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Alien Abductions:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	189	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1638	Dragon Eggs Found:	9251
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1121	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	247	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	1256
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mines Excavated:	3002	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	361
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.