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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1788	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	198	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Towns Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ores Mined:	584
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8906	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	73	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Items Found:	8288	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mines Excavated:	1804
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9598
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!