Crafty Pals Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	325
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3158

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3949
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	911
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	14

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Crops Grown:	5491
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4