Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	77
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4804
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9406
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

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hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9815
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6944	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1839	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FloodCraft5000

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so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8075	Crops Grown:	4403
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	95
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	2900	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Star Shards Collected:	95	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Holy Grails Found:	4