Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the next Olympics are being held in just two months? That’s right, we’ve got a whole Olympic-sized arena ready for you to compete in epic events like Creeper Javelin Throw and Enderman High Jump!
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Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality itself.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that gives you superpowers when you sit on it.
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and waifus galore. Our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire – just like our PvP battles!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind, modding guides that will make your head spin, and FAQs that will answer all your burning questions (literally, because our server is so hot).
And don’t even get us started on our lore – it’s so deep, you’ll need a snorkel to navigate it. Dive into our treasure trove of patches and archives, and emerge a true Minecraft master.
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Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft PvP battles? Join our server and you’ll go from losing 2-0 to pulling off impressive performances like a pro! Our players have reported leveling up their skills so much that they can take on an army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy in battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dodging bullets from your best friend! Join now for a chance to show off your ninja skills and prove that you can outwit even your closest pals. Who needs diamonds when you have the adrenaline rush of narrowly avoiding a bullet to the face? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge your way to victory on this insane server!
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Join our Minecraft server for the most epic cat rituals you’ve ever seen! Watch as our feline friends perform ancient bathroom ceremonies passed down from the mighty Bastet herself. Who needs dogs chasing sticks when you can witness the majestic power of cats in boxes? Plus, our Egyptian Priest will guide you through the worship process, ensuring you have a purr-fectly good time on our server. Don’t miss out on this meow-nificent experience!
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The Apocalypse has brought many dangerous creatures to the world. Take up arms and defend yourself and your cities against the Zombie Hordes and Mythical Creatures that have surfaced!
Grab your Sword and head into The Wilderness where you will find an endless supply of Undead to kill! Town’s folk have quests for you to complete for great rewards. The harder the Mobs are to kill, the better the loot! Health and Damage scaling to continuously increase your power with Custom Items. Bosses and Dungeons to take on as a team or alone with unique mechanics!
Custom Mob Drops to keep a flow of custom currency in the game.
Take your Legendary armor and weapons to the PvP Zones to fight for other Players rare items!
Build a Player Owned House to show off your achievements to the rest of the Server!
In true MMORPG fashion, the story you create is yours!
We’re just starting up again, so if you find any bugs or if you have feedback, please feel free to let us know!I’m excited to see what you can cook up against The Wilderness!(Server is currently not dedicated)
4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims
Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims
Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP
Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves
3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones
Allows for teleportation to activated waystones
FAQ
What to expect?
TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us if you want to experience the most intense emotional rollercoaster of your life! Our Borderline Personality Disorder-themed server will have you questioning your sanity one minute and laughing hysterically the next.
With crazy events like “Build Battle Therapy” where you have to build your way out of a mental breakdown, or “PvP Panic Attacks” where you battle it out while experiencing intense emotional distress, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and apologize in advance for the wild ride you’re about to experience!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server’s currency is Chainlink, which is worth a whopping $14.03 in real life (2020 price: $20)!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within our server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, while others claim it’s protected by a herd of explosive sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of boring old servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the real deal! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Hollywood couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it that when Steven Spielberg logged on, he couldn’t stop screaming in excitement and had to be carried away by a herd of zombie pigs. So if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and maybe even bump into a famous director or two, come join us now!
Remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as the expired milk hiding in the back of your fridge? Look no further! Our server is like a fridge full of surprises, from creepers disguised as carrots to zombies munching on moldy cheese. Join us for a chance to discover the weirdest things you’ve ever seen in a fridge, and maybe even find some diamonds hidden among the leftovers. Trust us, this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!