Crafty Nukes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	382
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magic Items Found:	1859	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2551
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	938175
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	1276	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Buildings Constructed:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	279
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6642
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	90/900	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19