Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 442 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers. We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in under 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
