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Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Animals Bred:	109	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7533	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Items Found:	8730	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	193
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5729

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ores Mined:	7541
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	6

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	70	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	4860	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Players:	99/200	Votes:	1609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1