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PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Villages Defended:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mines Excavated:	1333
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	755451
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1606
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5246
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	545027
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Animals Bred:	175	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9074
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Potions Brewed:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4