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BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7495	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4832
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	441
Dragon Eggs Found:	9349	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	178	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	57	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Towns Built:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4680	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Potions Brewed:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	550947	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	8292
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	4726	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8353	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	70

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4308
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Towns Built:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

Players:	94/900	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	191	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2