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DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	657	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Emeralds Found:	8106	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3527	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Emeralds Found:	5123
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6358	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Void Gems Collected:	27	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2769	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
New Chunks Explored:	362085	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	3514	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	919	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13