Crafty NEETs Server

Adventure, Casual, console, Crafty, Gaming, Hardcore, indie, multiplayer, neetdom, neets, normalfaggots, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PC, Playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, wagies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2885
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Gems Collected:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Divine Spears Created:	19
Farms Harvested:	160	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	8262	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Potions Brewed:	156
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	287967	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2020
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Buildings Constructed:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1432
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3688	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Potions Brewed:	174
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	7684
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	1277	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	94765
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3839	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!