Crafty Nations LOLz

alliances, Analysis, commonalities, Connections, Countries, Crafty, culture, customs, Diversity, Economy, geography, Global, History, Language, lolz, Nations, Politics, Population, relationships, Similarities, society, Traditions, Unity

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Villages Defended:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	212	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9335
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	789	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Votes:	9838	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4245	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	240
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9969
Emeralds Found:	2704	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	171
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Votes:	3487	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5396
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	New Chunks Explored:	765333
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.