Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GAE Taylor’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    GAE Taylor’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of GAE Taylor, the player who single-handedly tried to turn the server into a giant chicken farm because he believed chickens were plotting against him.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with llamas who are secretly planning a llama uprising to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are the reigning queens of chaos!

    Enna will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with her YouTube channel, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious antics on Twitter. And don’t even get us started on Nina – she’s already graduated from Minecraft University with a PhD in block-building!

    But wait, there’s more! Reimu is here to show you the ropes and help you navigate through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. And if you need some essentials to survive, Ethyria has got you covered with all the potions and enchantments you could ever dream of.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (hey, it’s Minecraft – anything can happen)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dentist Approved Minecraft SMP

    Dentist Approved Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about awkward dentist encounters again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to make small talk with your dentist. We have dentists who will only message you for business-related stuff, so you can game in peace without any dental drama. Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your dentist woes and be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care. So come join us and leave your dental woes behind!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Magic Items Found: 2097
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TheRealmsOfArtio

    TheRealmsOfArtio

    -18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly. -Discord (not mandatory to use we just ask that you join to access rules and events until we add information at spawn) -No griefing/stealing in PVE ZONE unless builds are unclaimed. -PVP/PVE pvp has to be consented between players unless you hit 7000 on X and Z co ordinates then it’s pvp. -Economy (Essentials) -/Tpa /home -one player sleep -player shops (chest shops) -In game Admin Shop -Vanilla server. -Difficulty- Hard

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ZypherMC

    ZypherMC

    Welcome to ZypherMc, a unique Minecraft experience. We aim to create an incredible minecraft server for people of all ages, abilities, and nationalities. To find out more information about the server, check out our dedicated channels, or ask one of our friendly staff! We look forward to having you here.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Oath Is Comin’ Minecraft Server

    Oath Is Comin’ Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join us on our server where we are LITERALLY EATING our way to victory! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the only currency is FOOD!

    We have epic food challenges like the Great Cake Bake-Off and the Potato Olympics. And don’t even get me started on our legendary food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and explosive watermelon grenades.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most delicious mobs you’ll ever encounter. From the elusive Pizza Creeper to the majestic Ice Cream Unicorn, you never know what tasty treat you’ll stumble upon next.

    So come join us and satisfy your hunger for adventure on the most delicious Minecraft server out there. Just make sure to bring your appetite!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sleep Apnea Minecraft SMP

    Sleep Apnea Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of sleep apnea ruining your Minecraft gaming sessions? Join our wacky SMP where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building epic creations and battling creepers! Our server is so lit, even Endermen wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from the sheer awesomeness. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his spooky shenanigans. So come on in and leave your sleep apnea at the door, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is how much fun you’re having!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Craftbit

    Craftbit

    We’re a new and upcoming Minecraft server that supports both Java and Bedrock edition. Our server is aiming to give a close-to-vanilla feel while offering a ton of fun and extra features. In the future we are hoping to offer the following gamemodes: Survival (SMP), Skyblock, Prison (Classic) and Creative. Starting out, we will focus on the Survival/SMP server. Craftbit will be a community-focused server, meaning that our first priority will always be the community of the server.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Nexusverse

    Nexusverse

    Made for people who either like role-playing, or are fans of various different indie, mascot and or analog horrors

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can battle against 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in an epic showdown! But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the fearsome 5 Sniper Toddifons and 5 Specialist Almond? It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    And that’s not all, folks! Ever wanted to face off against Skadi in a Minecraft world? Well, now you can! Join our server and take on the challenge of defeating this powerful foe. But beware, she’s not going down without a fight!

    But wait, there’s even more insanity waiting for you! How about facing off against the legendary 6 Guard Executor the Ex Foedere and 6 Caster Goldenglow? It’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Why Cant They Move On Minecraft SMP

    Why Cant They Move On Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in the past like those Hololive Vtubers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace change and evolution! We’ll help you get a model that resembles your old avatar so you can finally move on from your corpo past and start fresh in our wacky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a truly explosive experience!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ┃HIDDEN ONLINE┃🌫️ The Endless Fog Minecraft server

    ┃HIDDEN ONLINE┃🌫️ The Endless Fog Minecraft server

    Who knows what mysteries the fog hides…

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Roast Ghost Minecraft Server

    Roast Ghost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can back up into a propeller while trying to take a selfie! That’s right, we offer the most thrilling and dangerous selfie opportunities in the Minecraft universe. Join us if you’re looking for heart-pounding excitement and the chance to show off your epic fails to all your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2668

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SMP Minecraft – The Derpy Sphere

    SMP Minecraft – The Derpy Sphere
    Are you ready to party like it’s 1999? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that will make Bowser himself jealous! We’ve got codes to post, explosions to set off, and even a Koopathalon for those feeling extra competitive. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join in on the fun – just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pluto Lifesteal

    Pluto Lifesteal

    Join Pluto Lifesteal! We support Bedrock players! No Whitelisting Required!

    Ready to endure the feat of lifesteal? Pluto Lifesteal has it all!

    We’re waiting!

    Advanced Lifesteal Plugin Teams! RTP Villager Pickup Graves Veinminer

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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