Crafty Muscle Maidens | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Emeralds Found:	4086	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Void Armor Forged:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mines Excavated:	4899	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mines Excavated:	3245	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6900
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	161	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ores Mined:	6992	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Farms Harvested:	614
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1134
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3