Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty Muscle Maidens

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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