New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Missed Minecraft Server

Crafty Missed Minecraft Server
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Players: 90/500 Votes: 9940
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!

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  • Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

    Crimson Vixens 1.21.3
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8951
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 135
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6829
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

    Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

    And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6622
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 42
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dimension Hops: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Crops Grown: 3920
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

    Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

    But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

    Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DietDramaCrafters

    DietDramaCrafters
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1149
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7000 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 498 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Star Shards Collected: 185
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

    Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

    So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 413
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Farms Harvested: 172
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 379071 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

    Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

    But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyPutinBoom

    CraftyPutinBoom
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5199
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 483 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Animals Bred: 169 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4974 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Respawn Reset Fun

    Respawn Reset Fun
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 6565
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

    Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6953
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

    We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

    Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

    Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

    Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

    Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

    So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TravelingTrollDen

    TravelingTrollDen
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2846
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 446
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

    So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

    TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1267
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

    So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

    Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 6821
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Farms Harvested: 456 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 199
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

    Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pass String City

    Pass String City
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3071
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1847
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

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  • Goon MC

    Goon MC
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6469
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9463 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

    Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

    161.97.164.89:6969

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  • Wolfland

    Wolfland
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4189
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    A new survival server with plots!

    Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

    Visit our discord for greater information

    play.wolfland.pro:25828

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  • Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

    Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6963
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9922 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 New Chunks Explored: 661456

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CatCraftPartyPalooza

    CatCraftPartyPalooza
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8601
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9764 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

    Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

    Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

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