Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
