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Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crops Grown:	5448
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Items Found:	8695
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	173
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Trump’s Block Party

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Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8103
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	80

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1621	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Farms Harvested:	481	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3