Crafty Memes & Blocks – LOL Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Zombie Dances:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8542
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build pixelated masterpieces with a community crazier than a herd of Endermen on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it Phase Connect. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Ghasts).

With official character references that will make your head spin faster than a Blaze in a tornado, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. Plus, with unofficial archives that are more mysterious than a hidden Stronghold, you’ll uncover secrets that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community crazier than a pack of Wolves in a Villager convention. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is the diamond in the rough of Minecraft servers.

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	293
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	81	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Runes Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4041	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	1

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Crops Grown:	9691
Players Killed by Monsters:	4243	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1392
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4066

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	2660	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchantments Applied:	194	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Emeralds Found:	2360	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1562	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	2823
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	9552
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7703	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.