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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Zombie Dances:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mines Excavated:	2312	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9682	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8700	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	204	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Votes:	4061	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	8530
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	3460	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	133	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	9459	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	183
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3768	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ores Mined:	3898

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	168
Mines Excavated:	2622	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ores Mined:	4760	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	103/700	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5