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Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2364	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Star Shards Collected:	149
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	7442	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magic Items Found:	6980
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7201	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Void Gems Collected:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	4690	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

———– MONTANACRAFT ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, building, cars, city, Community, Crafting, Create, Creative, Gaming, Goal, Minecraft, MontanaCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, State, STRONG, Survival, virtual, weapons, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.

185.9.145.183:25758

RuinSpirit

Atmosphäre, bedrock, Creative World, Discord, Endeffekt, Farmwelt, gameplay, Interesse, java, Klone, minecraft server, Netzwerken, Oldschool, PvP, RuinSpirit, Semi Vanilla, Server, Servernetzwerken, Spielmodi, Survival, Treffen, Version, Video, Webseite, Welten

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Overview of RuinSpirit Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.21.4
Available Worlds	– Freebuild – Farmwelt – Citybuild – Lands/Nations + PvP – Creative World (coming soon)
Java Server	mc.ruinspirit.net
Bedrock Server	mc.ruinspirit.net:19132
Discord	ruinspirit.net
Server Video	Watch Here

Frequently Asked Questions

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4.

What worlds are available on the server?

There are several worlds available including Freebuild, Farmwelt, Citybuild, Lands/Nations + PvP, and a Creative World (coming soon).

How can I join the Java server?

You can join the Java server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net in your Minecraft client.

How can I join the Bedrock server?

You can join the Bedrock server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net:19132 in your Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for community chat?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at ruinspirit.net to chat with other players and staff.

When is the Creative World expected to be available?

The Creative World is expected to be available soon, stay tuned for updates on the server.

Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Towns Built:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Emeralds Found:	2900

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crops Grown:	9030
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3