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DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8250	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9948
Divine Spears Created:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Emeralds Found:	1706	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	351	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Potions Brewed:	130
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6931	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	5099	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Animals Bred:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5038

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9407	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	38

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	785385
Farms Harvested:	675	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26