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ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1898	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crops Grown:	9266	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Animals Bred:	85	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1448
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	190
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Items Found:	2553
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8235	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6268
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crops Grown:	8155	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3860
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3