Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

acceptance, accord, accordant, acknowledgment, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, concurrence, confirmation, conformity, consensus, correspondence, Crafty, Die, Harmony, McLaughs, mutual understanding, solidarity, True, Unity, validation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5740	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2664
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Potions Brewed:	77	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1219	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Emeralds Found:	2835
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	258	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	208	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Votes:	4621
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	6508
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2819	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crops Grown:	5816
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.