Crafty McLaughlin’s LOL Shack

Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connection, Crafty, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, goal-setting, idea sharing, Interaction, involvement, lol, McLaughlins, networking, Participation, problem solving, seeking advice, session thread, Shack, share what you’re looking for, sharing, Support

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mystical creature who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a game of chicken jousting. Rumor has it that his feathers are made of pure gold, so you better start practicing your chicken riding skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5574

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Crops Grown:	3514
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Animals Bred:	181	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchantments Applied:	105	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Crops Grown:	1782	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crops Grown:	3971	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	7923	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Votes:	2235
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	76860	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	157

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1804	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!