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The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Players Killed by Monsters:	4685
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crops Grown:	8998	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crops Grown:	2908
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Votes:	8099	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Votes:	8190	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	4983
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1075	Love Letters Sent:	10
Crops Grown:	7037	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4