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Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
New Chunks Explored:	478739	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6149
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Votes:	339
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Buildings Constructed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Star Shards Collected:	116	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Emeralds Found:	9946	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crops Grown:	9944

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	2690	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Items Found:	7319	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9816	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Star Shards Collected:	174	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3349	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5475
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1870
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	135
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!