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Echoing Dreams 1.21.4

1.21.4, Audio recording, consent, digital recording, dreams, Echoing, Ethics, Hidden Camera, Home Invasion, home security, invasion of privacy, Legality, personal boundaries, privacy concerns, privacy laws, private property, recording, recording devices, security cameras, Surveillance, Technology, Trust, video footage

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	2657
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	15

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got houses so cool, you’ll wanna record yourself in them! Like, why not show off your sick crib to all your friends? It’s like MTV Cribs but blockier and with more creepers. Plus, our server has the best security system – try to break in and you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry villagers armed with potatoes. It’s like a reality show waiting to happen, but in Minecraft. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to hit record, cuz things are about to get wild in our virtual neighborhood!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

adoption, Black culture, black identity, blackness, Boundaries, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, cultural appropriation, Diversity, dna test, ethnicity, family, fetishization, friendship, Identity, Minecraft, mixed race, Race, Rift, Server, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, white passing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	1065
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy roommate story!

Experience the thrill of uncovering shocking secrets and identity crises just like Anna did when she found out she’s not actually mixed race! Will you also discover a hidden truth about yourself in our server? Who knows, maybe you’re secretly a unicorn in disguise!

Join now and witness the chaos as players try to claim they’re part Iranian or identify as a different race just to fit in. Embrace the madness as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, even if it means calling out your friends for their ridiculous behavior.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the craziness. Join our server today and let the laughter and insanity begin!

BdayBlunderCraft

Argument, attitude, BdayBlunderCraft, bills, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, Cooking, Effort, emotional needs, groceries, housework, love language, Manipulation, neglect, one sided, relationship, reminder, Resentment, Special, unemployed

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting your birthday is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!

Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!

Pup Puzzle Palace

adaptation, animal science, Assumptions, Behavior, biological diversity, Breed, canine, Challenges, comparative anatomy, dog, Evolution, genetics, Morphology, natural selection, Palace, Performance, physical traits, pup, puzzle, scientific research, selective breeding, skull shape, specialization

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	52
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! 🐶💀🏰 #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ores Mined:	6074
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Votes:	1317	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6814
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crops Grown:	4547	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5