Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: ‘Alright, you win’

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1428	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Emeralds Found:	232	Players Killed by Monsters:	3418
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	71
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	211
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7526	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1339	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Emeralds Found:	5072	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	230	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	798	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1449
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1500

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeftieEatsMinecraftServer

#venting, Cultural differences, cultural norms, egoistic parents, family dinner, family dynamics, FINALS, food etiquette, indian restaurant, indian traditions, knife, left hand maneuvers, left handed, Leftie, LeftieEatsMinecraftServer, parenting, roti, sensitive stomach, street food, study, Traditions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5582	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace left-handedness like never before! Are you tired of being judged for using your left hand to eat or wipe your butt? Well, on our server, we celebrate all things left-handed!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!

Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

NoTripNoProbMC

acquaintance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couples trip, day trip, Etiquette, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Group Chat, Invitations, NoTripNoProbMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, social events, third wheel, trip, work relationships

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being the third wheel on couple’s trips? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkwardness and have a blast with fellow gamers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to disco music! Only on our server will you experience such wacky encounters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land. Will you be able to challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and create unforgettable memories with a community of players who love to have fun!

NoDistractionsAllowedMC

Accidents, advertising, Awareness, banned, billboard ads, distracted driving, distraction-free, distractions, Driving, enforcement, Laws, mobile devices, NoDistractionsAllowedMC, PHONES, policy, Public Safety, regulations, road safety, Safety, Texting, traffic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	224	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, current events, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military presence, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North Koreans, peace talks, Politics, sanctions, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition

Accountability, Amazon, Business, consumer protection, consumer rights, ecommerce, Edition, EU, european union, FT reports, Goods, legal responsibility, Liability, marketplace, online shopping, product safety, regulations, Retail, Shein, supply chain, Temu, TemuCraft, Unsafe, unsafe goods

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7511	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!

Rural Minds: Ethnically Mental

Aging population, Aging research, cognitive aging, cognitive assessment, cognitive decline, cognitive function, ethnic disparities, Ethnic Minorities, ethnically, investigating ethnicity, Mental, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health disparities, Mental well-being, Minds.., minority health, Neurocognitive disparities, neurocognitive research, Rural, rural aging adults, rural communities, rural healthcare, rural populations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where we investigate neurocognitive disparities by playing Minecraft! Picture this: you’re a rural aging adult trying to survive in a world filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have different ethnicities represented in the game, adding a whole new level of diversity and fun. Who knew mental health research could be this exciting?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	258