Crafty McLaughington’s Creative Chaos | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, fake bond, fake concern, fake connection, fake friend, fake kindness, fake loyalty, fake smiles, fake support, FakeFriendFinder, friendship red flags, Manipulation, Minecraft, shallow friendship, signs of fake friends, smp, toxic friendship, two-faced, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So like, you know when you’re playing on this epic Minecraft server and your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and then tries to blame it on a creeper? Yeah, that’s a sign that they’re not really your friend. But don’t worry, come join our totally rad Minecraft SMP where we don’t tolerate any diamond-stealing jerks! We’ve got epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and lots of laughs, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

InstaBoarding5

Airline, Airport, Behavior, boarding, boarding group 5, boarding process, boarding time, curious travelers, early boarding, Etiquette, Flight, Group 5, impatient, InstaBoarding5, Passengers, plane, queuing up, travel, travel habits, travel questions, waiting in line

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Farms Harvested:	491
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to board a plane? Well, imagine if you could skip all that nonsense and just teleport straight onto the plane! That’s right, on our Minecraft server, we have a special airline feature that allows players in boarding group 5 to instantly board the plane as soon as they log in. No more waiting around or dealing with annoying TSA agents, just hop on and take off into the virtual skies!

But that’s not all, folks. Once you’re on board, you’ll be treated to a first-class experience like no other. Our flight attendants are actually villagers in disguise, serving up delicious virtual snacks and drinks as you soar through the pixelated clouds. And don’t worry about turbulence, our pilot is a seasoned pro who can navigate through any storm with ease.

So why wait in line like a chump when you could be flying high in style on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the most outrageous airline adventure of your life!

SyrianSecretsMC Server

chief, Disturbing, Fascinating, HORRIFYING, hostage negotiator, secret jails, Server, Syrian, SyrianSecretsMC, US

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how some servers are just like, meh, but then u find one that’s like, WHOA, this is cray cray? well, that’s us. our server is so lit, even the US chief hostage negotiator is like, WHOA, this is some next level stuff. he called our secret jails horrifying and disturbing, but also, like, fascinating. so, if u wanna experience the ultimate thrill of being locked up in a virtual prison, then u gotta join our server. it’s like, the most intense role-playing experience ever. plus, we have like, secret tunnels and hidden treasures and stuff. so, come join us and see for yourself why even the pros are shook by our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PriestlyPVP: York Scandal Edition

Archbishop of York, Church Controversy, church discipline, Church Ethics, church hierarchy, church investigation, church leadership, church misconduct investigation, church oversight, church scandal, church scandal aftermath, Clergy Abuse, clergy accountability, clergy reappointment, Edition, institutional abuse, misconduct allegations, PriestlyPVP, reappointed priest, religious misconduct, Report, scandal, sexual abuse case, York

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3497
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

haha u wont believe wat u can do on dis minecraft server! we got da archbishop of york runnin around like a crazy chicken, gettin reappointed as a priest even afta a sexual abuse case! like wut even is dis server lmao. join us for da most wild and wacky adventures u eva had in minecraft. u never know wat crazy shenanigans u gonna get into next! come join da fun and chaos, u wont regret it (maybe).

Blocky Babes: Polygamy Paradise

Attitudes, Babes, blocky, Conflict, domestic violence, education attainment, extremism, Female education, fertility rate, gender inequality, iraq, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Paradise, Permissive, POLYGAMY, schooling age, Social Impact, Unions, violence, War, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.

once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.

you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!

SimplyMC

Admin Events, bedrock server, competitive, DOMINATE, Duo, Fun, Grief, Grinding, Ip:, MARK, Minecraft, PORT, PvP, Raid, Rewards, RICHEST, SimplyMC, Solo, Special items, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3206	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Animals Bred:	99
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Server Information

Description	Vanilla Together is a minecraft pvp server with semi anarchy rules where players have the freedom to pvp, raid, and grief as they please.
Features	– Competitive gameplay – Solo or duo fighting – Admin-made events with special items and rewards – Dominate the server – Have fun
Discord	https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ
Platform	BEDROCK SERVER
IP	51.79.96.13
Port	32735

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo or do I need a partner?	You can play both solo or with a partner on Vanilla Together.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are admin-made events with special items and rewards for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players have the freedom to grief as they please within the semi anarchy rules.
How can I dominate the server?	By being competitive, grinding for resources, and participating in events to become the richest player.
Where can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, art, Backlash, character designs, confusion, controversy, criticism, design, Disappointment, Fan Service, Frustration, gooner bait, Happened, internet culture, Manga, moved past, mystic, online communities, past, PIXEL, Realms, social media, trends

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	3736	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild trip through a gooner’s fever dream! We got characters that’ll make you question reality, like seriously, what even is a gooner bait character design? But that’s not even the best part, we’ve got insane builds that will blow your mind and make you wonder if you’re actually in a virtual world or a glitch in the matrix. So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chaos together!

Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

2024.., 7th prince, Absolute, Absolute Kino, best of the year, cinematic masterpiece, discovery, EATING GOOD, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Hidden Gem, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, must watch, new favorite, Recommendation, smp, Surprise, Thrill, top pick, Underrated

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is an absolute KINO! Forget about 7th prince, this server is where it’s at in 2024, bros!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see them riding into battle on diamond-clad pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest blocks and items. Some say he can summon lightning with a mere flick of his wrist, while others claim he can turn dirt into diamonds with a single touch.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this absolute KINO of a Minecraft experience!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Communication, ED recovery, emotional triggers, family conflict, family dynamics, FoodieFrenzy, Healthy Eating, healthy relationships, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal boundaries, Respect, self-advocacy, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, triggers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magic Items Found:	3354
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Animals Bred:	121
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with triggering comments about your eating habits in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for cooking up a storm or snacking all day long! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of respecting boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Plus, we have a special area in the game where you can build your own virtual kitchen and cook to your heart’s content without any negative comments. So say goodbye to triggering conversations and hello to a safe and fun Minecraft experience! Join now and let’s feast on some virtual blocks together!

BroCraftAutismJustice

autism, behavioral issues, birthday gifts, Boundaries, BroCraftAutismJustice, Communication, discipline, electronics, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, expressing feelings, Fairness, family conflict, favoritism, Frustration, parenting, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, special needs, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8240
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your sibling who gets everything they want just because they have a different way of thinking? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their abilities or disabilities!

On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players. No more smashing electronics or getting special treatment just because you have a unique perspective on the world. Everyone gets the same opportunities to thrive and succeed in our virtual world.

So come join us and show your family that being treated fairly is not too much to ask for. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where everyone is on a level playing field. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally) and prove once and for all that fairness is the key to success in Minecraft and beyond!

RichLifeMinecraftSMP

abundance, career advancement, changes in relationships, dream life, financial freedom, fulfillment, goals achieved, Happiness, Lifestyle, luxury, material possessions, mindset shift, MONEY, opportunities, personal growth, prosperity, RichLifeMinecraftSMP, self worth, social status, success, wealth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	186
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Void Armor Forged:	21

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, once you join, you become, like, super rich and famous in the Minecraft world. I’m talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, the whole shebang. And, get this, once you’re rich, you get your own personal army of llamas to ride into battle with. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with llamas. And, like, the llamas have laser eyes and can shoot fireballs out of their butts. It’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! Once you’re rich on this SMP, you get your own private island made entirely out of cake. And not just any cake, we’re talking about the most delicious, mouth-watering cake you’ve ever tasted. And, like, there’s a never-ending supply of cake, so you can eat to your heart’s content without ever getting full. It’s a dream come true, I tell ya!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate riches and insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, join now and become the most legendary player in all the land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #LlamaArmy #CakeIsland #MinecraftRiches 🦙🍰💎

SplitTheCraftBill

Chivalry, Communication, dating customs., dating dynamics, dating etiquette, dating expectations, dating norms, dating practices, dating rituals, dating traditions, equality, financial responsibility, first date, Gender Roles, going Dutch, modern dating, relationships, sharing expenses, SplitTheCraftBill, splitting the bill, Traditional dating

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of splitting the bill on first dates? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where the mobs split the bill for you! That’s right, every time you defeat a mob, they’ll drop a diamond to cover your expenses. No more awkward conversations about who pays for what, just pure, unadulterated mob-slaying fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow like leaves. Just plant a sapling, water it with some emeralds, and watch as your wealth grows exponentially. Who needs a job when you have a Money Tree, am I right?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial woes forever. Who knew that Minecraft could be the answer to all your money problems?

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, EU leader, european union, Fico, foreign affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, rare visit, russia, Server, Slovakia, summit, talks, Visit

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	132	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and fico are besties and hold secret meetings in moscow! watch as they build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and battle evil mobs together! join now to witness the most epic bromance in minecraft history! also, rumor has it that putin will give out free vodka to all new players who join! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

NukeCraftIranSummit

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, high-level talks, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Nuclear, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranSummit, peace talks, political news, summit, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	737048

lol u know what’s more fun than high-level nuclear talks with Iran? joining our epic Minecraft server, where you can build ur own nuke-proof bunker and avoid all that drama! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on the chance to escape real life politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good trolling session. so come join us and let’s blow up some creepers instead of nuclear warheads, amirite? #MinecraftOverPolitics #HerobrineIsMyBFF

Players:	91/600	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7028
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7