Crafty McFixit’s LOLz Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our staff are all trained in the ancient art of building epic castles out of nothing but dirt and determination.

But wait, there’s more! If you join us today, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath. And if that’s not enough, every time you mine a block of diamond, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	1258
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Potions Brewed:	109
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mines Excavated:	4509	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	4485
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3429

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	286
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	2486	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	6689	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6179
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Dimension Hops:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.