Crafty McCraftFace’s Epic Adventure Land | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	5406
Dragons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play like a normal person? Well, Say his name is the place for you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks every hour. Fail to comply and they will rain down TNT on your base. – The only way to communicate with other players is through interpretive dance. Get your dancing shoes ready! – Our world is populated by giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks. Good luck surviving that! – Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of hide and seek with the Ender Dragon. Can you outsmart the dragon and stay alive? – We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join Say his name today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Villages Defended:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Farms Harvested:	667	Magic Crystals Found:	15

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9772	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8060	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	7954	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	387	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.