Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
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